V-Day street cred.
No girl for Valentine’s Day? No worries. Problem solved.
Like millions, I’m enjoying National Singles Awareness Day as Lone Ranger this year, and it bothered me at one point. But then I realized…
V-Day isn’t about Y chromosomes. It’s all about sharing the love–period.
Why not show some Fight Club-style feelings for your homies with the testosterone-rich but heart-rending “I Man Crush You” T-shirt or Hoodie? 100% of profits for all products in February go to Camp Sunshine, a retreat for children with life-threatening illnesses…
Afraid the boys will think you’re turning into Elton John? Not to worry. This T is designed to project chest bumping, not spooning:
-Clear crossbones penetrating the heart. You love ‘em, but in a Platoon way, not a Brokeback way.
-The shirt only comes in black, and the heart is blue. No Richard Simmons’ pastels or questionable Martha Stewart hues. Real men don’t need uplifting colors.
I know that you can’t tell them you love ‘em, so get the shirt and tell them it was a gag gift. They’ll know the truth and shed a silent tear.
Even tough guys have feelings.
Get the T-shirt or hoodie here and spread the tough love.
P.S. Like this? Please Digg it here. And ladies, plenty to come for you in the next post. Promise :)
Posted on: February 7, 2008.